{"title":"DON'T FOLLOW ME","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"snow-washed-raw-hem-tank-top","title":"“DON’T FOLLOW ME” — Waste of Skins® Vest","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"Stop looking for a leader; I'm just as compromised as you are. The 'Mutual Disorientation' Technical Vest. Distressed Survival. I'm Lost Too. Waste of Skins.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIn a simulation that demands constant direction, we provide the uniform for the intentionally lost. This technical vest features our \"Bleeding Anatomy\" graphic—a detailed, realistic human heart set against a jagged red backdrop—representing the raw, unshielded vulnerability of existence. With its aggressive distressing and raw-cut armholes, it functions as a wearable boundary for those who have stopped pretending they know the way out. We didn't design this to help you find your path; we designed it so you can signal your solidarity with the fellow lost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Warning\u003c\/b\u003e: \"DON'T FOLLOW ME.\" A blunt typographic deterrent for anyone looking for guidance from a compromised source.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Admission\u003c\/b\u003e: \"I'M LOST TOO.\" A secondary diagnostic text that admits to a complete lack of spatial or existential certainty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Graphic\u003c\/b\u003e: A high-contrast anatomical heart rendered in grayscale, superimposed over a vibrant, bleeding red halo for maximum optical impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Blueprint\u003c\/b\u003e: A sleeveless technical shell featuring heavy distressing and \"destroyed\" detailing at the hem, signaling a history of high-friction survival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Aesthetic\u003c\/b\u003e: Traditional white gothic-style typography paired with hyper-vivid red imagery on a charcoal-black wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare for the Disoriented\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eTo maintain the technical integrity of the distressed fabric and the intensity of the anatomical heart graphic, follow the protocol:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Wash\u003c\/b\u003e: Machine wash cold at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"31\"\u003e30°C\u003c\/b\u003e. High heat is a catalyst for fiber fatigue and will cause the intentional distressing to unravel into unintentional failure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Prep\u003c\/b\u003e: Turn the garment \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003einside out\u003c\/b\u003e before washing. Protect the \"Bleeding Anatomy\" graphic and the detailed typography from mechanical friction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Dry\u003c\/b\u003e: Do not tumble dry. Artificial heat will ruin the structural memory of the technical shell. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"100\"\u003eHang dry only\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Warning\u003c\/b\u003e: Avoid bleach. We prefer our vessels with their original dark wash and our mutual confusion completely un-sanitized.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE GUIDE:      \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e         \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e                   \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"2\" style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"2\" style=\"font-weight: 400; 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width: 150px;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eChest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e23.6 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e60 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e24.6 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e62.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e25.4 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e64.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; 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border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eShoulder\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e16.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e42 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e17.3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e44 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e18.1 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e46 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e18.9 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; 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Don't make the same mistake I am. The 'Mutual Disorientation' Stretch Shell. Technical Rib. Form-fitting. Waste of Skins.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIn a world of self-proclaimed gurus and lifestyle influencers, the most honest thing you can do is admit you’re just as directionless as everyone else. This high-stretch baby tee features a clinical anatomical heart set against a jagged crimson core, acting as a visual warning for those looking to you for guidance. It’s a wearable disclaimer that your internal compass is permanently spinning. We didn't design this to help you find your way; we designed it so you can be left alone while you’re losing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Warning\u003c\/b\u003e: \"DON’T FOLLOW ME.\" A clear directive for those seeking a leader in the wrong place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Admission\u003c\/b\u003e: \"I’M LOST TOO.\" A clinical acknowledgment of shared human disorientation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Graphic\u003c\/b\u003e: High-contrast anatomical heart detail with vibrant red splatter, ensuring your lack of direction is visible from a distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Blueprint\u003c\/b\u003e: A cropped, body-mapping silhouette with a high mock neck and short sleeves, providing a sharp, technical compression profile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Fabric\u003c\/b\u003e: 47.1% Cotton, 47.1% Viscose, 5.8% Spandex. This technical ribbed blend offers high-elastic recovery and a soft, breathable drape against the biological vessel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare for the Misguided\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eTo maintain the technical stretch and the intensity of the \"Lost\" graphic, follow the maintenance protocol:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Wash\u003c\/b\u003e: Machine wash cold at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"31\"\u003e30°C\u003c\/b\u003e. High heat will break down the spandex recovery and cause the heart’s crimson to bleed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Prep\u003c\/b\u003e: Turn the garment \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003einside out\u003c\/b\u003e before washing. Protect the anatomical details from mechanical friction during the cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Dry\u003c\/b\u003e: Do not tumble dry. Heat will warp the technical blend and ruin the form-fitting silhouette. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"101\"\u003eHang dry only\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Warning\u003c\/b\u003e: Avoid bleach. We want our black deep and our honesty un-whitewashed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 20px;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow: auto;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eChest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e15.9 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e40.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e16.7 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e42.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e17.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e44.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e18.3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e46.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eLength\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e19.1 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e48.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e19.7 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e50 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e20.3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e51.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e20.9 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e53 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eShoulder\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e14.0 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e35.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e14.6 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e37 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e15.2 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e38.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e15.7 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e40 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e5.1 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e13 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e5.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e14 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e5.9 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e15 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e6.3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e16 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"item-id\" style=\"display: none;\"\u003egid:\/\/shopify\/Product\/10641623744850\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"ODMPOD","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52914309824850,"sku":"260311PODAA1535#001","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52914309857618,"sku":"260311PODAA1535#002","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52914309890386,"sku":"260311PODAA1535#003","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52914309923154,"sku":"260311PODAA1535#004","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Water Blue \/ S","offer_id":52914309955922,"sku":"260311PODAA1535#005","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Water Blue \/ M","offer_id":52914309988690,"sku":"260311PODAA1535#006","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Water Blue \/ L","offer_id":52914310021458,"sku":"260311PODAA1535#007","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Water Blue \/ XL","offer_id":52914310054226,"sku":"260311PODAA1535#008","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1014\/2076\/1426\/files\/b0d915f367684cb59969d706802aad86.png?v=1773179724"},{"product_id":"contrast-side-stripe-cropped-hoodie-11","title":"“DON’T FOLLOW ME” — Waste of Skins® Cropped Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"The blind leading the blind, but at least we're dressed for the occasion. The 'Lost Too' Cropped Shell. Heavyweight. Heart-first. Waste of Skins.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThe world is full of people pretending they have the answers, so we made a garment for the ones who have the guts to admit they don't. This cropped hoodie features a detailed anatomical heart set against a raw red silhouette, acting as a beacon for fellow travelers who aren't interested in being \"found.\" It’s a wearable disclaimer: we’re all just making it up as we go, and that’s the only truth worth wearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Statement\u003c\/b\u003e: \"DON'T FOLLOW ME. I'M LOST TOO.\" A radical boundary for a world that won't stop looking for a guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Graphic\u003c\/b\u003e: High-detail anatomical heart print over a vibrant red splash, symbolizing the visceral reality of the human experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Blueprint\u003c\/b\u003e: An oversized, boxy crop with dropped shoulders and a substantial, double-lined hood for when you need to disappear into the noise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Fabric\u003c\/b\u003e: A technical heavyweight cotton blend, providing a structured, protective drape while remaining soft against the skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare for the Misguided\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eTo maintain the deep black base and the intensity of the bleeding heart, follow the maintenance protocol:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Wash\u003c\/b\u003e: Machine wash cold at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"31\"\u003e30°C\u003c\/b\u003e. High heat is a betrayal of the hoodie's structure and the print’s longevity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Prep\u003c\/b\u003e: Turn the garment \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003einside out\u003c\/b\u003e before washing. This keeps the \"Lost Too\" statement from facing the friction of the machine cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Dry\u003c\/b\u003e: Do not tumble dry. Heat will shrink the silhouette and warp the raw edge of the crop. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"95\"\u003eHang dry only\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Warning\u003c\/b\u003e: Avoid bleach. We prefer our truth unwashed and our garments unapologetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 20px;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow: auto;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eChest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e21.3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e54 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e22.0 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e56 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e22.8 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e58 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e23.6 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e60 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eLength\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e18.1 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e46 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e18.9 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e48 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e19.7 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e50 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e20.5 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e52 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eShoulder\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e19.3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; 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width: 150px;\"\u003e56 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"item-id\" style=\"display: none;\"\u003egid:\/\/shopify\/Product\/10651480523090\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"ODMPOD","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52942765228370,"sku":"260315PODBD0456#001","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52942765261138,"sku":"260315PODBD0456#002","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52942765293906,"sku":"260315PODBD0456#003","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52942765326674,"sku":"260315PODBD0456#004","price":27.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1014\/2076\/1426\/files\/e43a8293af6b4d2b96b89548b82b612e.png?v=1773510621"},{"product_id":"oversize-fleeced-hoodie-11","title":"“DON’T FOLLOW ME” — Waste of Skins® Oversize Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"No roadmap. No plan. Just movement. The 'Aimless Armor' Oversized Fleece. Multiple colors. One honest confession. Waste of Skins.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWe made this oversized hoodie for the people who are tired of being the \"strong one\" and the \"leader.\" Featuring our signature anatomical heart—distressed, weathered, and honest—this piece is a public service announcement for your social circle. We aren't influencers, we aren't gurus, and we aren't \"finding ourselves\" on a schedule. We’re just moving through the dark. If you’re looking for a roadmap, keep walking; we’re just as lost as you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Slogan:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Don't Follow Me. I'm Lost Too.\" A straightforward request for space in a world that demands constant direction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Fabric:\u003c\/b\u003e 53% Polyester, 42% Cotton, 5% Other Fibers. A heavyweight, technical fleece blend designed to hold its oversized shape while providing a soft, insulated sanctuary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Blueprint:\u003c\/b\u003e Ultra-relaxed, drop-shoulder fit with a massive, double-lined hood. It’s designed to be pulled up and tuned out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Spectrum:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in multiple colorways. From midnight black to desaturated tones, the message remains a constant beacon for the beautifully misguided.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare for the Misguided\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eTechnical fleece is built for the elements, but it requires a specific ritual to keep the heart beating and the fabric heavy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Wash:\u003c\/b\u003e Machine wash at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"26\"\u003e30°C\u003c\/b\u003e. Keep it cold. Heat kills the \"fleece\" softness and warps the oversized structure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ritual:\u003c\/b\u003e Turn the hoodie \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"28\"\u003einside out\u003c\/b\u003e. Protect the heart graphic on the back from the friction of the machine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Dry:\u003c\/b\u003e Do not tumble dry. Heat is a toxic pairing for this blend. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"68\"\u003eHang dry only\u003c\/b\u003e and let it breathe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ban:\u003c\/b\u003e No bleach. No harsh chemicals. We like our black deep and our intentions honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 20px;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow: auto;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; 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border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e29.1 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e74 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eLength\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e27.6 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e70 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e28.3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e72 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e29.1 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e74 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e29.9 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e76 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e30.7 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\"\u003e78 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eShoulder\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; 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Or maybe it is, but the sign says \"Dead End.\" We designed this bomber for the people who are tired of being asked for advice they don't have. It’s a 10-ounce warning to anyone standing too close. We took an anatomical heart, added some splatter, and wrote the disclaimer so you don’t have to speak. You’re lost, they’re lost, the world is lost. At least you’re dressed for the occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Slogan:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Don't Follow Me. I'm Lost Too.\" Consider this your social distancing shield.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Fabric:\u003c\/b\u003e 48.9% Polyester, 43.4% Cotton, 7.7% Spandex. 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Because pretending to know where you’re headed is far more exhausting than just admitting you don’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"625\"\u003eBuilt in a 15oz size to carry enough fuel for late thoughts, wrong turns, and honest moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"627\" data-end=\"682\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eFor the ones who wander without pretending it’s a plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"298\" data-end=\"320\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"298\" data-end=\"318\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"321\" data-end=\"534\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3xad07\" data-start=\"321\" data-end=\"339\"\u003eCapacity: 15oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1y26c4u\" data-start=\"340\" data-end=\"372\"\u003eDurable ceramic construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"r8hsu9\" data-start=\"373\" data-end=\"396\"\u003eGlossy black finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"m5c6ie\" data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"433\"\u003eHigh-quality, long-lasting print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yhed4n\" data-start=\"434\" data-end=\"464\"\u003eComfortable, sturdy handle\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"thjle4\" data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"534\"\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"541\" data-end=\"561\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"541\" data-end=\"559\"\u003eFor those who:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"562\" data-end=\"769\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"dh501n\" data-start=\"562\" data-end=\"604\"\u003eDon’t pretend to have life figured out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cfpsok\" data-start=\"605\" data-end=\"646\"\u003eSee honesty as strength, not weakness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ys76\" data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"690\"\u003eAre tired of “follow your path” clichés\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14j59fn\" data-start=\"691\" data-end=\"734\"\u003eEmbrace chaos instead of faking control\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1plyjwp\" data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"769\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eFeel lost… but keep going anyway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":53097123905874,"sku":"22237241281894456400","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1014\/2076\/1426\/files\/5442636405101375558_2048.jpg?v=1775140113"},{"product_id":"unisex-oversized-t-shirt-1","title":"“DON’T FOLLOW ME” — Waste of Skins® Tee","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"Stop looking for a leader; I'm just as compromised as you are. The 'Don't Follow Me' Technical Shell. 100% Cotton. Successfully Lost. Waste of Skins.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIn a simulation that demands constant direction, we provide the uniform for the intentionally lost. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"104\"\u003eDon't Follow Me\u003c\/b\u003etee features our \"Internal Compass Failure\" graphic—a detailed grayscale anatomical heart set against a radiating red backdrop—representing the raw, unshielded vulnerability of a human vessel without a map. Crafted from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"340\"\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/b\u003e, it functions as a breathable boundary for those who have stopped pretending they know the way out. We didn't design this to help you find your path; we designed it so you can signal your solidarity with fellow lost souls while looking statistically superior to the \"guided\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Primary Warning\u003c\/b\u003e: \"DON'T FOLLOW ME.\" A blunt typographic deterrent in gothic-style font for anyone looking for guidance from a compromised source.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Clinical Admission\u003c\/b\u003e: \"I'M LOST TOO.\" A secondary diagnostic text admitting to a complete lack of existential certainty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Graphic\u003c\/b\u003e: A high-contrast anatomical heart rendered with medical-grade precision, superimposed over a vibrant, bleeding red halo for maximum optical impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Composition\u003c\/b\u003e: \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"17\"\u003e100% Cotton\u003c\/b\u003e. A premium, organic interface designed to keep the biological host comfortable while navigating the chaos of the simulation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Blueprint\u003c\/b\u003e: A classic oversized crew-neck silhouette on a deep black canvas, providing a high-performance profile for everyday survival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare for the Disoriented\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eTo maintain the technical integrity of the 100% cotton fabric and the intensity of the \"Bleeding Anatomy\" graphic, follow the protocol:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Wash\u003c\/b\u003e: Machine wash cold at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"31\"\u003e30°C\u003c\/b\u003e. High heat is a catalyst for fiber fatigue and will cause the vibrant red pigments to lose their clinical edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Prep\u003c\/b\u003e: Turn the garment \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003einside out\u003c\/b\u003e before washing. Protect the detailed heart shading and the gothic typography from mechanical friction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Dry\u003c\/b\u003e: Do not tumble dry. Artificial heat will ruin the structural memory of the cotton shell. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"97\"\u003eHang dry only\u003c\/b\u003e to preserve the silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Warning\u003c\/b\u003e: Avoid bleach. We prefer our vessels absolute black and our mutual confusion completely un-sanitized.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 20px;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow: auto;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8; width: 150px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; 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The 'Don’t Follow Me' Shell.  Successfully Lost. Waste of Skins.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIn a system that demands constant direction, we provide the uniform for the intentionally lost. The \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"100\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eDon’t Follow Me\u003c\/b\u003eraglan features our \"Internal Compass Failure\" graphic—a detailed grayscale anatomical heart set against a radiating red backdrop—representing the raw vulnerability of a human vessel without a map. Crafted from \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"327\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e100% polyester\u003c\/b\u003e, it functions as a moisture-wicking boundary for those who have stopped pretending they know the way out. We didn't design this to help you find your path; we designed it so you can signal your solidarity with fellow lost souls while looking statistically superior to the \"guided\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003eThe Primary Warning\u003c\/b\u003e: \"DON’T FOLLOW ME.\" A blunt typographic deterrent in gothic-style font for anyone looking for guidance from a compromised source.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003eThe Clinical Admission\u003c\/b\u003e: \"I’M LOST TOO.\" A secondary diagnostic text admitting to a complete lack of existential certainty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003eThe Graphic\u003c\/b\u003e: A high-contrast anatomical heart rendered with medical-grade precision, superimposed over a vibrant, bleeding red halo for maximum optical impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003eThe Blueprint\u003c\/b\u003e: A high-contrast raglan silhouette featuring a matte black torso and tactical white sleeves, providing a sharp optical profile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eCare for the Disoriented Vessel\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eTo maintain the technical clarity of the \"Internal Compass Failure\" graphic and the structural integrity of the polyester shell, follow the maintenance protocol:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003eThe Wash\u003c\/b\u003e: Machine wash cold at \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"31\" data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e30°C\u003c\/b\u003e. High heat is a catalyst for fiber fatigue and will cause the vibrant red heart pigments to lose their clinical edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003eThe Prep\u003c\/b\u003e: Turn the garment \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"27\" data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003einside out\u003c\/b\u003e before washing. Protect the fine-line anatomical details and the gothic typography from mechanical friction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003eThe Dry\u003c\/b\u003e: Do not tumble dry. 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