{"product_id":"black-15oz-mug-sleep-when-youre-dead-retro-noir-eyes-coffee-cup","title":"\"BUT DID YOU DIE ?\" — Waste of Skins® 15oz mug","description":"\u003ch4\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"268\"\u003eHydrate your delusions with the \u003cem data-start=\"149\" data-end=\"177\"\u003eSleep When You’re Dead Mug\u003c\/em\u003e—because nothing says “I’m fine” like ignoring basic human needs in a stylish, 15oz format.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"270\" data-end=\"464\"\u003eStaring back at you with unsettling calm, the design gently whispers \u003cem data-start=\"339\" data-end=\"359\"\u003e“But did you die?”\u003c\/em\u003e—which is both reassuring and deeply concerning. The answer is no… for now. So naturally, you keep going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"466\" data-end=\"703\"\u003ePerfectly sized at 15oz, it holds just enough caffeine to convince you that rest is optional and consequences are theoretical. Whether it’s 6AM, 2PM, or 3:47AM (your favorite), this mug is there to support your questionable life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"717\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"717\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"718\" data-end=\"903\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"li7r58\" data-start=\"718\" data-end=\"764\"\u003eCapacity: 15oz (just enough, never enough)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"tnazl1\" data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"790\"\u003eDurable ceramic build\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"95lva9\" data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"856\"\u003eBlack handle \u0026amp; interior for that “I’ve seen things” aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"mh5pw7\" data-start=\"857\" data-end=\"903\"\u003eHigh-quality print that watches you spiral\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"905\" data-end=\"1021\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"905\" data-end=\"925\"\u003eWhy you need it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"928\"\u003eBecause sleep is a suggestion, burnout is a personality, and technically… you’re still alive.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":53099196580178,"sku":"22847885545699219101","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1014\/2076\/1426\/files\/13486156510436949049_2048.jpg?v=1775140128","url":"https:\/\/wasteofskins.com\/products\/black-15oz-mug-sleep-when-youre-dead-retro-noir-eyes-coffee-cup","provider":"Waste of skins","version":"1.0","type":"link"}