“BUT DID YOU DIE ?” — Waste of Skins® Sweatshirt

In a culture obsessed with "wellness" and "optimization," we decided to celebrate the grit of just staying awake. This 100% cotton shell features a pair of watchful, unblinking eyes peering through a distorting lens of fatigue. It’s a direct challenge to the people who complain about their "stressful" lives while you're busy navigating a reality they couldn't survive. If you’re still standing despite the chaos, this is your uniform.

• The Statement: "BUT DID YOU DIE?". The only question that matters when you're operating on zero sleep and high intensity.

• The Command: "SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE DEAD". Because there is too much to see and too much to do to waste time in the dark.

• The Fabric: 100% Cotton. Heavyweight, breathable, and honest. It’s built to endure the long nights right alongside you.

• The Blueprint: A crisp optic white raglan silhouette with dark-striped athletic ribbing and a toggle-drawstring hem. A sharp, focused look for a mind that never powers down.

Care for the Undead

Pure cotton is a commitment to quality, which means it requires a specific maintenance ritual.

• The Wash: Machine wash at 30°C. Keep the water cold. High heat is for the people who want to shrink away; we keep our edge.

• The Protocol: Turn the sweatshirt inside out. Protect the "Eyes" graphic from the friction of the machine. They’ve seen enough already.

• The Dry: Do not tumble dry. Cotton and high heat are a toxic pairing. Hang dry only and let it air out.

• The Warning: Avoid bleach. Keep the cotton natural and the message high-contrast.