{"product_id":"contrast-striped-lapel-collar-sweatshirt","title":"“BUT DID YOU DIE?” — Waste of Skins® Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"The system is offline, but the eyes are still recording. The 'Insomniac' Technical Shell. 100% Cotton. But Did You Die? Waste of Skins.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIn a simulation that prioritizes constant output, exhaustion is the only honest reaction. This sweatshirt features our \"Glitch Vision\" graphic—a pair of hyper-vigilant eyes peering through a landscape of distorted optical lines—representing the sensory experience of a mind that has surpassed its operating hours. Crafted from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"327\"\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/b\u003e, it provides a natural, breathable boundary for the biological vessel, functioning as a high-performance uniform for those who have realized that dreams are just a distraction from the grind. We didn't design this to help you rest; we designed it so you can look statistically superior while your nervous system begins to fray.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Reality Check\u003c\/b\u003e: \"BUT DID YOU DIE?\" A clinical, blood-red typographic reminder that as long as the heart is beating, the vessel is functional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Manifesto\u003c\/b\u003e: \"SLEEP WHEN YOU'R DEAD.\" A bold Gothic declaration of total physiological defiance, acknowledging that rest is a luxury for the non-essential.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Graphic\u003c\/b\u003e: A stark white square containing detailed, hand-drawn eyes observing the simulation through a series of wavy, neuro-abrasive black lines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Blueprint\u003c\/b\u003e: A high-performance black sweatshirt silhouette featuring white-and-black racing stripes on the sleeves and a cinch-cord hem for adjustable containment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Composition\u003c\/b\u003e: \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"17\"\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/b\u003e construction, ensuring a soft-touch interface for a vessel that is likely feeling the friction of 48 hours without a reboot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare for the Sleep-Deprived\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eTo maintain the technical clarity of the \"Glitch Vision\" graphic and the deep saturation of the 100% cotton black shell, follow the protocol:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Wash\u003c\/b\u003e: Machine wash cold at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"31\"\u003e30°C\u003c\/b\u003e. High temperatures will cause the cotton fibers to contract and the white optical lines to lose their clinical precision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Prep\u003c\/b\u003e: Turn the garment \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003einside out\u003c\/b\u003e before washing. Protect the \"But Did You Die?\" red typography and the detailed eye shading from mechanical friction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Dry\u003c\/b\u003e: Do not tumble dry. Artificial heat is the primary enemy of cotton structural memory. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"94\"\u003eHang dry only\u003c\/b\u003e to preserve the silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Warning\u003c\/b\u003e: Avoid bleach. We prefer our vessels absolute black and our hallucinations completely un-sanitized.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 20px;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow: auto;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); text-align: center; width: 113.625px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); text-align: center; background: rgb(248, 248, 248); width: 213.171875px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); text-align: center; width: 129.09375px;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); text-align: center; 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