“BUT DID YOU DIE ?” — Waste of Skins® Tee

In a society that treats burnout like a badge of honor, we decided to give you the uniform. This tee features our "Ocular Oversight" graphic—multiple clinical eyes peering through an industrial grid—representing the hyper-vigilance of a brain that has forgotten where the "off" switch is. It’s the perfect attire for staring at your ceiling at 3:00 AM while questioning every life choice you've made since the second grade. We didn't design this to help you recover; we designed it to validate your refusal to quit.

• The Reality Check: "BUT DID YOU DIE?" A blunt, crimson-inked interrogation of your current state of exhaustion. As long as the heart is pumping, the mission is active.

• The Directive: "SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE DEAD." A clinical policy for those who have traded circadian rhythms for absolute, caffeinated productivity.

• The Graphic: Stark white-on-black ocular imagery with high-contrast red accents, creating an aggressive optical disruption that ensures no one mistakes your fatigue for friendliness.

• The Blueprint: A classic, relaxed-fit tee silhouette with a reinforced crew neck, providing a stable, durable shell for the sleep-deprived host.

Care for the Hyper-Vigilant

To maintain the integrity of the ocular graphic and the sharpness of the clinical red ink, follow the maintenance protocol:

• The Wash: Machine wash cold at 30°C. High heat is a catalyst for fiber fatigue and will dull the aggressive red typography before you've even had your third coffee.

• The Prep: Turn the garment inside out before washing. Protect the fine lines of the industrial grid from mechanical friction.

• The Dry: Do not tumble dry. Artificial heat is for people who have time to relax; we prefer to hang dry only to preserve the silhouette.

• The Warning: Avoid bleach. We want our black fabric absolute and our lack of sleep completely un-sanitized.