{"product_id":"essential-cotton-t-shirt-4","title":"“BUT DID YOU DIE ?” — Waste of Skins® Tee","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIn a society that treats burnout like a badge of honor, we decided to give you the uniform. This tee features our \"Ocular Oversight\" graphic—multiple clinical eyes peering through an industrial grid—representing the hyper-vigilance of a brain that has forgotten where the \"off\" switch is. It’s the perfect attire for staring at your ceiling at 3:00 AM while questioning every life choice you've made since the second grade. We didn't design this to help you recover; we designed it to validate your refusal to quit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Reality Check\u003c\/b\u003e: \"BUT DID YOU DIE?\" A blunt, crimson-inked interrogation of your current state of exhaustion. As long as the heart is pumping, the mission is active.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Directive\u003c\/b\u003e: \"SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.\" A clinical policy for those who have traded circadian rhythms for absolute, caffeinated productivity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Graphic\u003c\/b\u003e: Stark white-on-black ocular imagery with high-contrast red accents, creating an aggressive optical disruption that ensures no one mistakes your fatigue for friendliness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Blueprint\u003c\/b\u003e: A classic, relaxed-fit tee silhouette with a reinforced crew neck, providing a stable, durable shell for the sleep-deprived host.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare for the Hyper-Vigilant\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eTo maintain the integrity of the ocular graphic and the sharpness of the clinical red ink, follow the maintenance protocol:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Wash\u003c\/b\u003e: Machine wash cold at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"31\"\u003e30°C\u003c\/b\u003e. High heat is a catalyst for fiber fatigue and will dull the aggressive red typography before you've even had your third coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Prep\u003c\/b\u003e: Turn the garment \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003einside out\u003c\/b\u003e before washing. Protect the fine lines of the industrial grid from mechanical friction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Dry\u003c\/b\u003e: Do not tumble dry. Artificial heat is for people who have time to relax; we prefer to \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"95\"\u003ehang dry only\u003c\/b\u003e to preserve the silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Warning\u003c\/b\u003e: Avoid bleach. 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