{"product_id":"essential-fleece-mock-neck-crew-sweatshirt-1","title":"“DON’T FOLLOW ME” — Waste of Skins® Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"116\" data-end=\"167\"\u003eLeadership isn’t for everyone. Especially not here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"169\" data-end=\"406\"\u003eThis sweatshirt says it out loud so you don’t have to: \u003cem data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"258\"\u003e“Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.”\u003c\/em\u003e A brutally honest statement wrapped in a striking anatomical heart design—because nothing pairs better with confusion than a little self-awareness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"408\" data-end=\"609\"\u003eIt’s the perfect piece for those navigating life with zero direction but maximum attitude. Soft, durable, and effortlessly cool, it keeps you comfortable while you confidently go nowhere in particular.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"611\" data-end=\"673\"\u003eWear it as a warning. Or an invitation. Either way… good luck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"678\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"kylm4h\" data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"696\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"696\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"698\" data-end=\"1231\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"13ojkd8\" data-start=\"698\" data-end=\"806\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"700\" data-end=\"754\"\u003eComfort you can rely on (unlike your life choices)\u003c\/strong\u003e: 57.4% polyester, 36.8% cotton, 5.8% other fibers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"dj8s2k\" data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"863\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"809\" data-end=\"824\"\u003eRelaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e: Roomy enough for existential crises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1rr8or3\" data-start=\"864\" data-end=\"934\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"896\"\u003eHigh-quality graphic print\u003c\/strong\u003e: Won’t fade, unlike your motivation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7qwgyp\" data-start=\"935\" data-end=\"1032\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"965\"\u003eSoft \u0026amp; 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