{"product_id":"essential-fleece-mock-neck-crew-sweatshirt-2","title":"“CULT OF WASTE” — Waste of Skins® Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"116\" data-end=\"173\"\u003eWelcome to the club. You didn’t sign up—but here you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"175\" data-end=\"480\"\u003eThe \u003cem data-start=\"179\" data-end=\"202\"\u003e“Waste of Skins Cult”\u003c\/em\u003e sweatshirt isn’t about fitting in. It’s about realizing there was never anything worth fitting into in the first place. A chaotic collage of statements, visuals, and contradictions that perfectly captures modern existence: overstimulated, overanalyzed… and still going nowhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"482\" data-end=\"624\"\u003eIt’s bold, unsettling, and just self-aware enough to hurt a little. Designed for those who see through the noise and choose to wear it anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"626\" data-end=\"714\"\u003eBecause if everything’s meaningless, you might as well look good being part of the mess.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"716\" data-end=\"719\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"kylm4h\" data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"737\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"737\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1760jpw\" data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"818\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"766\"\u003ePremium comfort blend\u003c\/strong\u003e: 57.4% polyester, 36.8% cotton, 5.8% other fibers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3dqdwh\" data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"896\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"821\" data-end=\"836\"\u003eRelaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e: For maximum comfort during your daily existential spiral\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"j989tn\" data-start=\"897\" data-end=\"996\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"932\"\u003eHigh-definition graphic print\u003c\/strong\u003e: Sharp, layered design that won’t fade (unlike your optimism)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"x0c43s\" data-start=\"997\" data-end=\"1084\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"999\" data-end=\"1027\"\u003eSoft \u0026amp; 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