{"product_id":"essential-fleece-mock-neck-crew-sweatshirt-3","title":"“CULT OF WASTE” — Waste of Skins® Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"173\" data-start=\"116\"\u003eWelcome to the club. You didn’t sign up—but here you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"480\" data-start=\"175\"\u003eThe \u003cem data-end=\"202\" data-start=\"179\"\u003e“Waste of Skins Cult”\u003c\/em\u003e sweatshirt isn’t about fitting in. It’s about realizing there was never anything worth fitting into in the first place. A chaotic collage of statements, visuals, and contradictions that perfectly captures modern existence: overstimulated, overanalyzed… and still going nowhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"624\" data-start=\"482\"\u003eIt’s bold, unsettling, and just self-aware enough to hurt a little. 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