{"product_id":"essential-oversized-boxy-fit-fleece-hoodie","title":"“DIFFERENT PEOPLE” — Waste of Skins® Oversized Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Welcome to the ward. We don’t have a cure, but we do have better hoodies. The 'Collective Symptom' Oversized Fleece.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Wear the story. Waste of Skins.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eLet’s stop pretending we’re all fine. The world is just one big waiting room, and we’re all carrying a different set of symptoms. We designed this oversized fleece as a mobile safe house for the ones who are tired of explaining their internal chaos. Featuring a witch-doctor skeleton offering a poisoned apple amidst a crown of flames, it’s a visual representation of the toxic expectations we navigate daily. It’s not about finding a cure—it’s about finding comfort while the world burns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Statement\u003c\/b\u003e: \"Different People, Different Diseases.\" Because normal is just a lack of honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Blueprint\u003c\/b\u003e: Oversized, drop-shoulder silhouette with a deep hood. It’s designed to let you disappear inside your own thoughts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Fabric\u003c\/b\u003e: 53% Polyester, 42% Cotton, 5% Other Fibers. This technical fleece blend is thick, soft, and structured. It’s built to hold its shape even when you feel like you're losing yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Graphic\u003c\/b\u003e: High-definition, multi-color back print. It’s a loud warning for a quiet mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare for the Afflicted\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eTo keep the colors vivid and the fleece from pilling, treat this garment like a fragile state of mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Wash\u003c\/b\u003e: Machine wash cold at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"31\"\u003e30°C\u003c\/b\u003e. High heat is for people with high expectations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ritual\u003c\/b\u003e: Turn the hoodie \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"28\"\u003einside out\u003c\/b\u003e before washing. Protect the skull; it’s the only head you’ve got left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Dry\u003c\/b\u003e: Do not tumble dry. Tumble drying is the fastest way to shrink your sanctuary. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"87\"\u003eHang dry only\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Warning\u003c\/b\u003e: No bleach. No dry cleaning. 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