{"product_id":"essential-slim-fit-mock-neck-t-shirt-9","title":"“DON’T FOLLOW ME” — Waste of Skins® Tee","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"I’m not leading, I’m just moving. Don't make the same mistake I am. The 'Mutual Disorientation' Stretch Shell. Technical Rib. Form-fitting. Waste of Skins.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIn a world of self-proclaimed gurus and lifestyle influencers, the most honest thing you can do is admit you’re just as directionless as everyone else. This high-stretch baby tee features a clinical anatomical heart set against a jagged crimson core, acting as a visual warning for those looking to you for guidance. It’s a wearable disclaimer that your internal compass is permanently spinning. We didn't design this to help you find your way; we designed it so you can be left alone while you’re losing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Warning\u003c\/b\u003e: \"DON’T FOLLOW ME.\" A clear directive for those seeking a leader in the wrong place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Admission\u003c\/b\u003e: \"I’M LOST TOO.\" A clinical acknowledgment of shared human disorientation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Graphic\u003c\/b\u003e: High-contrast anatomical heart detail with vibrant red splatter, ensuring your lack of direction is visible from a distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Blueprint\u003c\/b\u003e: A cropped, body-mapping silhouette with a high mock neck and short sleeves, providing a sharp, technical compression profile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Fabric\u003c\/b\u003e: 47.1% Cotton, 47.1% Viscose, 5.8% Spandex. This technical ribbed blend offers high-elastic recovery and a soft, breathable drape against the biological vessel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare for the Misguided\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eTo maintain the technical stretch and the intensity of the \"Lost\" graphic, follow the maintenance protocol:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Wash\u003c\/b\u003e: Machine wash cold at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"31\"\u003e30°C\u003c\/b\u003e. High heat will break down the spandex recovery and cause the heart’s crimson to bleed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Prep\u003c\/b\u003e: Turn the garment \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003einside out\u003c\/b\u003e before washing. Protect the anatomical details from mechanical friction during the cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Dry\u003c\/b\u003e: Do not tumble dry. Heat will warp the technical blend and ruin the form-fitting silhouette. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"101\"\u003eHang dry only\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Warning\u003c\/b\u003e: Avoid bleach. 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