“MY THERAPIST GAVE UP” — Waste of Skins® Tee

“MY THERAPIST GAVE UP” — Waste of Skins® Tee

Light Apricot / S
£22.99 GBP
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“MY THERAPIST GAVE UP” — Waste of Skins® Tee

“MY THERAPIST GAVE UP” — Waste of Skins® Tee

£22.99 GBP
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"Officially beyond repair and statistically superior for it. The 'My Therapist Gave Up' Technical Shell. 100% Cotton. Clinical Failure. Waste of Skins."

In a simulation where everyone is trying to "fix" their internal code, you’ve reached the logical conclusion: some glitches are structural. The My Therapist Gave Up tee serves as your official clinical discharge paper. Featuring an anatomical skull entwined with a predatory snake and blooming black roses, it represents the moment you stopped looking for a cure and started embracing the chaos. We didn't design this to help you heal; we designed it so you can signal your "unfixable" status with industrial-grade precision.

  • The Diagnostic: "MY THERAPIST GAVE UP." A blunt typographic admission that your internal data has successfully overwhelmed standard therapeutic protocols.

  • The Central Graphic: A high-precision illustration of a skull, a snake, and black roses set against a hyper-saturated red sun, creating a sharp optical focal point.

  • The Variants: Available as a high-contrast raglan with tactical black sleeves or a vintage-washed sand-tone boxy silhouette.

  • The Composition: 100% Cotton. A premium, organic interface designed for maximum comfort while navigating the simulation without a map.

  • The Blueprint: Industrial gothic typography paired with traditional-style ink imagery, providing a high-performance visual for the clinically individual.


Care for the Unfixable Vessel

To maintain the technical clarity of the "Therapeutic Failure" graphic and the structural memory of the 100% cotton fibers, follow the protocol:

  • The Wash: Machine wash cold at 30°C. Excessive heat will cause the red sun pigment to migrate and the cotton shell to contract.

  • The Prep: Turn the garment inside out before washing. Protect the fine-line detail of the snake and roses from mechanical friction.

  • The Dry: Do not tumble dry. Artificial heat is the primary catalyst for fiber degradation. Hang dry only.

  • The Warning: Avoid bleach. We prefer our vessels raw and our psychological malfunctions completely un-sanitized.


Size Chart

S M L XL 2XL
inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm
Chest 24.0  61  24.8  63  25.6  65  26.4  67  27.2  69 
Length 24.4  62  25.2  64  26.0  66  26.8  68  27.6  70 
Shoulder 22.4  57  23.2  59  24.0  61  24.8  63  25.6  65 
Sleeve length 9.8  25  10.2  26  10.6  27  11.0  28  11.4  29 
Care & Maintenance

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.

Size & Fit

Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.

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