{"product_id":"mineral-wash-boxy-cotton-t-shirt-2","title":"“A LOT OF SICK PEOPLE” — Waste of Skins® Tee","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"The contagion is everywhere; I’m just wearing the warning label. The 'Sick People' Technical Shell. 100% Cotton. Trust No One. Waste of Skins.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIn a world that masks its malfunctions with a digital veneer, we provide the hardware to acknowledge the contagion. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"120\"\u003e\"A Lot Of Sick People Out There\"\u003c\/b\u003e tee features our \"Cobra Sentinel\" graphic—a coiled, high-contrast serpent ready to strike—representing the defensive posture required to navigate a society of deteriorating vessels. Crafted from a vintage-washed sand-tone canvas, it functions as a breathable containment unit for those who have traded blind trust for clinical observation. We didn't design this to help you fit in; we designed it so you can signal your immunity to the herd’s delusions with industrial precision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Diagnostic\u003c\/b\u003e: \"A LOT OF SICK PEOPLE OUT THERE.\" A blunt typographic observation arched over the central graphic, serving as a permanent status report on the surrounding population.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Directive\u003c\/b\u003e: \"TRUST NO ONE.\" A foundational system-rule positioned at the base, reminding the host that every interaction carries a high risk of data corruption.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Graphic\u003c\/b\u003e: A hyper-detailed cobra rendered with traditional-style ink, featuring vibrant red and yellow accents that disrupt the neutral background.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Blueprint\u003c\/b\u003e: A boxy, oversized silhouette with a vintage-washed sand finish, providing a relaxed yet durable interface for the biological vessel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Composition\u003c\/b\u003e: \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"17\"\u003e100% Cotton\u003c\/b\u003e. A heavy-duty, premium organic fiber designed to withstand the friction of a paranoid simulation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare for the Immune Vessel\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eTo maintain the technical integrity of the vintage-washed cotton and the sharpness of the cobra diagnostic, follow the maintenance protocol:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Wash\u003c\/b\u003e: Machine wash cold at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"31\"\u003e30°C\u003c\/b\u003e. High temperatures are a catalyst for fiber fatigue and will cause the serpent’s vibrant pigments to lose their clinical edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Prep\u003c\/b\u003e: Turn the garment \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003einside out\u003c\/b\u003e before washing. Protect the detailed scales and the industrial typography from mechanical agitation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Dry\u003c\/b\u003e: Do not tumble dry. Artificial heat is the primary enemy of fabric structural memory. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"94\"\u003eHang dry only\u003c\/b\u003e to preserve the intended boxy silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Warning\u003c\/b\u003e: Avoid bleach. 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