“DON’T FOLLOW ME” — Waste of Skins® Bomber Jacket
Black / XS
£39.99 GBP
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“DON’T FOLLOW ME” — Waste of Skins® Bomber Jacket
£39.99 GBP
Product Details
If you’re looking for a sign, this isn't it. Or maybe it is, but the sign says "Dead End." We designed this bomber for the people who are tired of being asked for advice they don't have. It’s a 10-ounce warning to anyone standing too close. We took an anatomical heart, added some splatter, and wrote the disclaimer so you don’t have to speak. You’re lost, they’re lost, the world is lost. At least you’re dressed for the occasion.
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The Slogan: "Don't Follow Me. I'm Lost Too." Consider this your social distancing shield.
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The Fabric: 48.9% Polyester, 43.4% Cotton, 7.7% Spandex. It’s got enough stretch to let you walk away from awkward conversations comfortably.
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The Fit: Athletic-inspired bomber silhouette. It looks like you have a plan, even though we both know you don’t.
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The Texture: Smooth exterior, brushed fleece interior. Because the only person you should be comforting right now is yourself.
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Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)
Size Chart
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 20.7 | 52.5 | 21.5 | 54.5 | 22.2 | 56.5 | 23.0 | 58.5 | 23.8 | 60.5 | 24.6 | 62.5 |
| Length | 26.0 | 66 | 26.8 | 68 | 27.6 | 70 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 |
| Shoulder | 19.6 | 49.8 | 20.2 | 51.4 | 20.9 | 53 | 21.5 | 54.6 | 22.1 | 56.2 | 22.8 | 57.8 |
| Sleeve length | 21.0 | 53.4 | 21.3 | 54.2 | 21.7 | 55 | 22.0 | 55.8 | 22.3 | 56.6 | 22.6 | 57.4 |
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.