“DRUGS TAKE ME” — Waste of Skins® Bomber Jacket

Some people have hobbies. You have internal crises that feel like a bad trip. We made this for the ones who don’t need a substance to feel like the world is melting—existence is hallucinogenic enough on its own. It’s a clean black bomber with a purple warning on the back. It tells people exactly where you’re at, so they don’t have to ask.

• The Statement: "I don't take drugs. Drugs take me." Because being the pilot is overrated.

• The Build: 48.9% Polyester, 43.4% Cotton, and 7.7% Spandex. We added the extra stretch so you can comfortably spiral.

• The Detail: Tipped ribbing on the edges to keep you somewhat contained while your mind unspools.

• • The Wash: Machine wash at 30°C. Cold, calculated, and quiet. Anything hotter might warp the perspective, and we like the perspective exactly where it is.

  • The Prep: Turn the jacket inside out before washing. Protect the skull; it’s the only head you’ve got left.

  • The Dry: Do not tumble dry. High heat is the enemy of spandex and sanity. Hang it up in the shade and let it air out its grievances.