“BUT DID YOU DIE?” — Waste of Skins® Sweatshirt

"The system is offline, but the eyes are still recording. The 'Insomniac' Technical Shell. 100% Cotton. But Did You Die? Waste of Skins."

In a simulation that prioritizes constant output, exhaustion is the only honest reaction. This sweatshirt features our "Glitch Vision" graphic—a pair of hyper-vigilant eyes peering through a landscape of distorted optical lines—representing the sensory experience of a mind that has surpassed its operating hours. Crafted from 100% cotton, it provides a natural, breathable boundary for the biological vessel, functioning as a high-performance uniform for those who have realized that dreams are just a distraction from the grind. We didn't design this to help you rest; we designed it so you can look statistically superior while your nervous system begins to fray.

• The Reality Check: "BUT DID YOU DIE?" A clinical, blood-red typographic reminder that as long as the heart is beating, the vessel is functional.

• The Manifesto: "SLEEP WHEN YOU'R DEAD." A bold Gothic declaration of total physiological defiance, acknowledging that rest is a luxury for the non-essential.

• The Graphic: A stark white square containing detailed, hand-drawn eyes observing the simulation through a series of wavy, neuro-abrasive black lines.

• The Blueprint: A high-performance black sweatshirt silhouette featuring white-and-black racing stripes on the sleeves and a cinch-cord hem for adjustable containment.

• The Composition: 100% cotton construction, ensuring a soft-touch interface for a vessel that is likely feeling the friction of 48 hours without a reboot.

Care for the Sleep-Deprived

To maintain the technical clarity of the "Glitch Vision" graphic and the deep saturation of the 100% cotton black shell, follow the protocol:

• The Wash: Machine wash cold at 30°C. High temperatures will cause the cotton fibers to contract and the white optical lines to lose their clinical precision.

• The Prep: Turn the garment inside out before washing. Protect the "But Did You Die?" red typography and the detailed eye shading from mechanical friction.

• The Dry: Do not tumble dry. Artificial heat is the primary enemy of cotton structural memory. Hang dry only to preserve the silhouette.

• The Warning: Avoid bleach. We prefer our vessels absolute black and our hallucinations completely un-sanitized.