"REGRET NOTHING" — Waste of Skins® Tee

"I’m 99% proud of my history, and the other 1% is currently being suppressed by this shirt. The 'Selective Amnesia' Shell. Vibrant Contrast. Mostly Unapologetic. Waste of Skins."

They say you shouldn't live in the past, but the past has better stories and significantly more interesting scars. This tee features our "Honest Footnote" graphic—a traditional swallow-and-dagger motif—representing the freedom of moving forward while acknowledging that one specific disaster you’d rather not discuss. It functions as a wearable boundary for those who have embraced their history but still reserve the right to be haunted by their best mistakes. We didn't design this to help you move on; we designed it so you can look statistically superior while keeping your secrets.

• The Manifesto: "REGRET NOTHING." A bold, arched lie for public consumption, asserting total confidence in every questionable life choice.

• The Asterisk: "EXCEPT THAT ONE TIME." The clinical fine print that makes the whole statement honest.

• The Graphic: A high-contrast traditional tattoo-style swallow being pierced by a dagger, with vibrant crimson blood droplets that provide a sharp optical pop against the matte black canvas.

• The Blueprint: A classic short-sleeve silhouette with a clean neckline and reinforced stitching, providing a stable, high-performance profile for the biological vessel.

• The Canvas: Professional-grade black fabric that maintains its absolute finish, ensuring your selective amnesia looks as sharp as the dagger on your back.

Care for the Haunted

To maintain the technical integrity of the fabric and the vibrancy of the "Selective Amnesia" graphic, follow the protocol:

• The Wash: Machine wash cold at 30°C. High heat is a catalyst for fiber fatigue and will cause the crimson pigments to lose their clinical edge.

• The Prep: Turn the garment inside out before washing. Protect the fine-line tattoo details and the "Except That One Time" typography from mechanical friction.

• The Dry: Do not tumble dry. Artificial heat will ruin the structural memory of the fabric. Hang dry only.

• The Warning: Avoid bleach. We prefer our vessels black and our most regrettable moments completely un-sanitized.