"FAVORITE NIGHTMARE" — Waste of Skins® Tee
Product Details
"Loyalty is expensive. Don't expect it from cheap people. The 'Trust No One' Acid-Wash Crop. 100% Cotton. 100% Guarded. Waste of Skins."
In a world that constantly asks you to lower your guard, we’re handing you a shield. This 100% cotton cropped sweatshirt features a traditional nautical-style anchor entwined with a serpent and a rose—a symbol of staying grounded even when you’re surrounded by predators. The acid-wash charcoal finish gives it a lived-in, battle-hardened look, because we know your skepticism wasn't born overnight. It was earned.
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The Slogan: "TRUST NO ONE." A necessary boundary for a complicated world.
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The Fabric: 100% Cotton. Heavyweight with an acid-wash finish for a gritty, vintage texture.
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The Blueprint: A boxy, cropped cut with raw-edge detailing at the hem. It provides a sharp, aggressive silhouette without sacrificing comfort.
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The Detail: High-contrast white graphic on a desaturated charcoal base. It’s a clean look for a messy reality.
Care for the Skeptical
The acid-wash finish and 100% cotton build require a specific ritual to maintain that "weathered but not worn-out" look.
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The Wash: Machine wash cold at 30°C. Avoid hot water; you want to preserve the charcoal depth and the structural integrity of the crop.
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The Ritual: Turn the sweatshirt inside out. This protects the "Anchor & Serpent" graphic from the mechanical friction of the wash.
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The Dry: Do not tumble dry. Heat is the enemy of the raw-cut hem. Hang dry only to keep the fit exact.
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The Warning: No bleach. The fading on this piece is intentional and curated—don't ruin the chemistry with harsh cleaners.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | |||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 19.3 | 49 | 20.1 | 51 | 20.9 | 53 | 21.7 | 55 |
| Length | 15.7 | 40 | 16.3 | 41.5 | 16.9 | 43 | 17.5 | 44.5 |
| Sleeve length | 26.4 | 67 | 27.0 | 68.5 | 27.6 | 70 | 28.1 | 71.5 |
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.