"BUT DID YOU DIE ?" — Waste of Skins® Shorts
Product Details
Product Description
“Sleep when you’re dead.”
Great plan.
Not happening.
These are for running on no sleep, bad ideas, and just enough energy to keep going anyway.
Everything looks normal—
until you actually read it.
Then it’s like…
yeah, that checks out.
Because rest is optional.
Overthinking isn’t.
Wear them when you’re awake for no reason
and somehow still not tired.
Features
- Midweight 100% cotton — soft, breathable, built for all-day wear
- Loose fit — relaxed, easy, no effort required
- Washed black finish for a clean, worn-in look
- Elastic waistband with adjustable drawstring
- Front graphic featuring “Sleep When You’re Dead” + “But Did You Die?” — sarcastic, chaotic, and a little too honest
- Distorted visual design with eye detail for added edge
- Durable construction made for repeat wear
- Simple base with a message that doesn’t really help
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Length | 20.1 | 51 | 20.5 | 52 | 20.9 | 53 | 21.3 | 54 | 21.7 | 55 |
| Waist | 27.6 | 70 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 | 30.7 | 78 |
| Hip | 22.4 | 57 | 23.2 | 59 | 24.0 | 61 | 24.8 | 63 | 25.6 | 65 |
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.