“FAVOURITE NIGHTMARE” — Waste of Skins® Tee

"Normality is the only epidemic I'm avoiding. The 'Pathological Identity' Technical Tee. Toxic Contrast. Different Diseases. Waste of Skins."

In a simulation that attempts to categorize every anomaly, we acknowledge that your specific malfunction is yours alone. This technical tee features our "Witch’s Poison" graphic—a cloaked skeleton in a pointed hat clutching a vibrant red apple—representing the calculated delivery of your own personal toxin. It functions as a wearable boundary for those who have embraced their internal chaos and realized that normality is the only truly contagious disease. We didn't design this to help you find a cure; we designed it so you can signal your specific pathology with industrial precision.

• The Diagnostic: "DIFFERENT PEOPLE." A clinical observation of the diverse range of biological hosts currently occupying the simulation.

• The Reality Check: "DIFFERENT DISEASES." The foundational acknowledgement that every vessel is compromised by its own unique internal glitch.

• The Graphic: A high-contrast illustration of a skeletal witch surrounded by hyper-vivid flames, holding a saturated red apple that serves as the central optical focal point.

• The Blueprint: A classic oversized crew-neck technical tee silhouette, providing a high-performance profile for the biological host.

• The Aesthetic: Industrial-style white gothic typography paired with a hyper-detailed, multicolored centerpiece that disrupts the matte black canvas.

Care for the Pathological

To maintain the technical integrity of the heavyweight cotton and the vibrancy of the "Witch's Poison" graphic, follow the protocol:

• The Wash: Machine wash cold at 30°C. High heat is a catalyst for fiber fatigue and will cause the flame gradients and the specific red pigment of the apple to lose their clinical intensity.

• The Prep: Turn the garment inside out before washing. Protect the detailed skeletal features and the industrial typography from mechanical friction.

• The Dry: Do not tumble dry. Artificial heat is the primary enemy of fabric structural memory. Hang dry only to preserve the silhouette.

• The Warning: Avoid bleach. We prefer our vessels absolute black and our individual pathologies completely un-sanitized.